Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Reflections on an Airplane

Hey Everyone!


I’m sitting on the plane home to the US as I write this, which will sadly be one of my last blog posts about studying abroad! :(

I can’t believe the semester is over. I honestly don’t know where this time has gone. I feel like I was planning to go abroad for ages, and now I can’t grasp the concept that it’s all over!

Saying goodbye to everyone at Tommy was honestly one of the hardest things I’ve ever done in my life. I am excited to get home to see my family and friends, but honestly, leaving Perth and my new family there has left my heart completely broken, and I’m so sad about having to leave everyone. But more on that later, because if I think about it too much now I’ll start crying and I’ve done enough of that in the last week to last me a lifetime. I also have another 11 hours to go on this flight, so I want my plane-neighbors to still like me by the end of this trip hahaha :) 
So, I’m going to save the sentimental blog post for last, after I’ve been home for a bit so I can be sure to say everything I want. You guys have that last sappy post to look forward to :) 

In the meantime, I want to mention all the Australian nuances I’ve picked up on over the past few months, especially because I want to be sure not to forget them.

Observations:

1)   The Australian pronunciation of the letter “h”. In America, ‘H’ is a relatively silent letter, it’s more of a space filler, if you will. Well, the Aussies use the letter ‘h’ of course, but it is not silent. No no no. The ‘H’ sound has so much oomph behind it that you wonder how strong the Australian diaphragm must be in order to get such a strong sound out of a silent letter. …For example, if you say the letter “H’ in America, it sounds like “aych”. In Australia, its “HHHHHAAAAAAYCH”, with a very sharp exhale. So, if we want to go to eat at Hungry Jacks (same thing as Burger King), which all the Aussies call “HJ’s” for short, it sounds like “HHHAYCH jays”. Its confusing, I know. This probably doesn’t even make sense, especially because I know I’m deliriously rambling to you all on this plane. But nevertheless, it makes sense in my head and I feel like I did a somewhat adequate job of explaining? Hahahaha so that’ll just have to suffice for now…ok moving on—

2)   Types of coffee in Australia.
Ever heard of a Flat White? A Long Black? No? Yeah me neither, until I came to Oz. These are just two of the types of coffee that the Aussies drink on a daily basis. They still have the standard stuff, like lattes, cappuccinos, etc. But they’re all slightly different from what we have in the states. Since I’m somewhat of a coffee connoisseur, I took It upon my self to try every coffee offered. Most of them are awesome—I definitely prefer the Aussie style of coffee-making to American. Almost every coffee includes steamed milk, which is my favorite part :) None of that drip-coffee nonsense that everyone does in the States. There’s no such thing as a coffee machine in an Aussie house. Instead, there’s definitely an espresso machine thing, and something to steam milk with. Its wonderful.
Ok so back to the coffeeeeees
A flat white coffee is a shot of espresso with steamed milk and a sliver of foam on the top (similar to our version of the latte). A long black is disgusting—it’s a shot of espresso mixed with boiling water, and that’s it. Grody. I learned all of this at my lovely job at Mother’s Foods, which is down the street from Tommy. I had to take a barista training course for my job, so the good news is I can make really good coffees now. The bad news is all the Aussie coffees are different from ours so I’ll need to relearn everything. Ohhh welllll.

3)   While we’re on the topic of Mother’s Foods, my beautiful (nightmarish) place of employment, I’ll just mention that while I hated having the job, I learned a TON there. I definitely wouldn’t have learned so much about the outback/down under Aussie culture if it weren’t for that place, because all of our clientele were miners who were home-grown, true blooded, authentic, bogan aussies. So you could imagine how overwhelmed I was my first week at work when 15 guys would come in to the restaurant on their lunch break, covered in coal dust, and would order: “A flat white, dim sim, lasagna topper, roll with snags, beetroot and capsicum on a roll, pepper pie, brekky with salad hold the beans, a chiko roll, and a sausage roll.” My first few days I was on the verge of tears constantly because I had no idea what they were talking about. But luckily I learned and soon enough I had that restaurant down to a T, prices memorized and everything. Go me. I even trained my replacement…that was odd.
My hole-in-the-wall place of employment :) 

Oh, Mothers. So many memories. That I will likely soon forget. 
4)   Australians saying “throw another shrimp on the Barbie” is a lie. No one says that. They don’t even put shrimps on a barbeque, like, ever. They might throw a few snags (sausages) on the Barbie, but that’s called a sausage sizzle. So yeah, no shrimps on the Barbie ever….

5)   Australian birds are annoying and super weird. They’re massive things that squawk and swoop at your head and attack you. I’m not even kidding, I saw more kids at uni get attacked by swooping birds than I could count. All the birds are super tropical/different looking and they are very very very loud. The only singing bird I ever noticed is the kookaburra, which I didn’t know was a real bird until I saw it! You know the song? “Kookaburra sitting in the old gum tree…” haha :)

6)   Aussies say “keen” and “reckon” constantly. CONSTANTLY. For example, “Ay mate, are ya keen for pies at supper?” which is “Hey dude would you like to go get pies at dinner?”. Reckon is another popular one. Aussies ask “What do you reckon?”, which sounds more like “Whadayareckon?”—it’s pretty much said as one word—but anyways it’s the same as saying ‘what do you think?’ :) 

7)   FLIES ARE EVERYWHERE. If you go outside and have food in your hands, you can count on a minimum of 15 flies swarming around you within seconds of the food’s appearance. Those flies will also stay there until the food is alllll gone. It doesn’t matter how much you swat at them, they are unfazed, and they are soooo annoying. Even if you’re outside, sans-food, flies will buzz around your face and it’s disgusting. They just don’t quit! Apparently they get even worse in the summer too, so I only had to deal with the beginnings of the upcoming summer fly infestation. The flies are the only thing that I won’t miss from Australia haha

8)   Lots of people don’t wear shoes, at all. Australia is plenty warm, and being in the outback, looking nice for appearance’s sake isn’t really a priority for some. Its also super trendy to be a hippie/hipster/indie person and not wear shoes, because its 'making a statement'. So loads of people just don’t ever wear shoes. I first noticed this at uni when I saw two girls walking around barefoot. I automatically and naively assumed that maybe they lost their shoes, maybe they couldn’t afford shoes, maybe their shoes were stolen, etc. But over the next few days I started noticing a rising trend in no-shoe-wearers. It’s the hip, bohemian thing to do. Just go without. In reality, I would love to be able to go barefoot everywhere. I hate wearing shoes all the time! That’s why I live in my flip flops…but the germophobe in me wouldn’t be able to walk all over Perth without shoes hahaha :) 

9)   The phrase “legging it” is just a way to emphasize how fast you had to move to get somewhere…i.e. “I was late so I legged it to class”

10)          “Hi-Lo” Milk = Skim Milk

11)          Ending sentences with “as” and “but”-- Aussies often will be talking, and will end their sentence with “as”, leaving the statement completely open-ended. But that’s the idea…for example, someone will say “The person driving in front of me was going slow as.” So I guess you could say they don’t complete the thought because that puts a limit on the emphasis? Like that person was going sooo slow that there’s no word to describe how slow and painful it was that would do the situation justice. The same goes for ending sentences with “but”.

12)          Ending sentences in “hey”. It’s just added for emphasis: “The bar last night was so fun hey.”

13)          “Ta” = “thank you”. That was a weird one, no idea where it came from... 

14)     "Que" = a line that you wait in, not a spanish word that means 'who'....

Those are all the observations that come to my mind at the moment… I know I’m going to think of a million more once I post this haha but I’ll try to add on later :) In the meantime, I should probably try to sleep a bit maybe? My sense of time is just going to be completely out of whack when I get home.. Erica and I left Sydney (we spent a few days there after leaving Perth and before coming home) on Wednesday the 28th at 3:40pm, and we will be landing in Dallas on Wednesday the 28th at 1:40….SO WE’RE TIME TRAVELLING! Haha we’ll be landing in Dallas 2 hours before we ever left Sydney. WEIRD.

By the way, here are some photos of UWA and Tommy... I realized I never showed you all where I went to school and lived, so now you can check it out :)

Here are some of my favorite spots at UWA


the ULTIMATE climbing tree

The walkway to my favorite cafe that I got my coffee from every morning :) 


Winthrop Hall

Panorama of the front of campus. So beautiful! 

And here's a quick tour of Tommy
Front Wing walkway

The Chapel

Middle Wing and the chess board that we never used :) 
Middle Wing

Front Entrance! My room is the window next to the streetlamp on the left of the picture!

Its tradition that the resident of each room writes their name and school on the closet door at the end of every year :) Here's mine! 
my bathroom, Not too shabby!
Back Wing

Dining Hall on the left :) 

Anywho, I’ll be writing one last blog post over the next few weeks or so about my entire experience. It’ll be a sobfest when I write it, so you have lots of sappy life lessons and confessions to look forward to! :)

I love you all! Now that I’ve left Perth and the hardest of the goodbyes are over, I’m ready to just get home!

See you all soon

Cheers,
Becca